God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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