my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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