i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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