D3 body, D1 cock
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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