So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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