And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You can't just leave with hair like that
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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