Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
