I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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