I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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