remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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