We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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