can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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