Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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