you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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