just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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