I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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