Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you inspire me to be a worse person
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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