I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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