well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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