Non-Jews are for practice
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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