Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
