I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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