Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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