let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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