How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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