I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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