A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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