she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize
