So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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