D3 body, D1 cock
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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