awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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