Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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