I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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