kristin has been a bad kristin
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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