is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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