No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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