I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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