YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
its liver damage thursday
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