Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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