Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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