How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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