I want to make a zoo with you.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My dick has a subreddit
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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