You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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