its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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