I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
