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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You were trust falling into bushes
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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