At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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