Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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