Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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