I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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